Things I've done in crypto that were dumber than checking out this beta:
• Bought a coin because a monkey PFP told me to
• Bridged to a chain with 400 TVL total
• Held a "guaranteed 100x" through a 95% drawdown
• Traded perps on a DEX that doxxed my entire wallet to the timeline
Let's talk about that last one 👇
(in collab with @mperpsxyz yes, this is a bounty post)
